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Hedgehog
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PostSubject: BBQ Etiquette   BBQ Etiquette I_icon_minitimeMon Apr 21, 2008 11:48 pm

An oldie, but I like it Very Happy

BBQ ETIQUETTE


After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season.

Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking.

It's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:


1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces.

4) The woman then takes it to the man who is lounging beside the
grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...

6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.

Cool He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he
deals with the situation.

Important again:

9) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine......

10) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

11) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

12) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

13) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off".
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.......
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bravesirtiny
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PostSubject: Re: BBQ Etiquette   BBQ Etiquette I_icon_minitimeTue Apr 22, 2008 12:10 am

LMAO excellent not heard tht one before sound s very famliar though tongue

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Brenda
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PostSubject: Re: BBQ Etiquette   BBQ Etiquette I_icon_minitimeTue Apr 22, 2008 8:28 pm

you forgot step 14 & 15

women waits till everyone has left, starts a masive arguement with the man which results in him sleeping on the sofa, having to clean both cars, do the washing up for a week and take her out for a very expensive meal Razz

Step 15
Reminds him of this mistake and any others he has made in the last two years as frequently as she can get into the conversation Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: BBQ Etiquette   BBQ Etiquette I_icon_minitimeTue Apr 22, 2008 11:11 pm

lol brenda rules the roost tongue u guys have bbq`s often ? Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: BBQ Etiquette   BBQ Etiquette I_icon_minitimeWed Apr 23, 2008 10:20 am

ROFL..... Laughing

very funny, but yet oh so true Laughing

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PostSubject: HaHa   BBQ Etiquette I_icon_minitimeSat May 10, 2008 12:53 pm

Haha, that is awesome! so true! cheers
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